(I was a little excited when I wrote this letter originally and may have written too much, so I tried to simplify it a little bit and I'll go back and pare it way down if the PH lingers too long. Thank you for picking it up for me whoever does! I'm one of those people who genuinely likes silly fluff just as much as plotty stuff so hopefully something in here will be easy <3)
Thank you so much for writing for me! <3 I tried to include a lot of prompts that could fit with a variety of lengths and ratings (which is a way of saying "I'm sorry I just threw everything out there and I ramble a lot when I'm excited"), feel free to use or ignore any of it! Most of the freeforms are basically prompts themselves so I didn't go too far into some of them but I'd love something focusing on any of them.
I'm combining any "x impregnates y" and "x/pregnant y" tags because I'm fine with either mid-pregnancy or conception fic for every pairing, including the solo ones. I tend to be really into the emotions and relationships of things no matter what the subject, so most of my prompts are more about that than the physical aspects.
Since I DNWed non-default names for Dragon Age and Fire Emblem, the defaults for characters I requested in DA are: Alim Surana, Darrian Tabris, Theron Mahariel, Garrett Hawke, Mahanon Lavellan, Kaaras Adaar, Maxwell Trevelyan
Table of Contents
General MPreg Likes/PromptsFire Emblem: Awakening (Robin pregnant) Fire Emblem: Awakening (Chrom pregnant) SWTOR Dragon Age Inquisition Dragon Age Inquisition (Slightly different freeform set) Dragon age (videogames) (Dorian/Hawke got their tags exiled somehow) Dragon Age (videogames) (The Warden during Inquisition) Dragon Age: Origins Dragon Age: Origins (Dark Ritual weirdness) Smut Likes General DNWs Pregnancy/Fandom Specific DNWsWarning: Most of my fandom sections have massive amounts of spoilers. If you like twists in games and haven't played these yet please don't read those sections <3.
-I love anything from plotty fic to fluffy snippets.
-Weird magic. Seriously, emphasis on the weird magic, there's a reason most of my freeforms are like that.
-Mutual Pining
-Characters who were pining suddenly getting thrown into a relationship at light speed because of the pregnancy thing.
-All the complicated emotions involved if the characters have to deliberately cast a spell or something and have time to think about what they're doing, especially if it's impossible to warn the person who's going to get pregnant.
-Character's misinterpreting each other's internal turmoil over how the baby was formed.
-Possessiveness
-Courting mid pregnancy.
-Pregnant character worrying about not being able to do their job, insisting on doing their job anyways as much as they can.
-Anxiety. Panic attacks. Characters feeling inept. Imposter Syndrome.
-Pregnant character hiding the pregnancy thinking it's just a minor illness or afteraffect of a spell that they can deal with themselves.
-Competent pregnant characters getting to care for themselves and shutting down people who try to smother them or cross their boundaries.
-Upbeat or serene characters being too good at hiding panic and the resulting meltdown.
-Character realizing they're about to have a panic attack and trying to go off alone to deal with it but being found anyways and the resulting emotional h/c.
-Non-pregnant character(s) feeling helpless both for not being able to stop this from happening and for not being able to help their friend more now.
-Pregnant character being injured and getting upset at themselves for being slower/weaker, and having issues adjusting to their body/balance changing.
-Pre-pregnancy bad habits that no one wanted to address suddenly being something that needs to be talked about now that character is pregnant.
-Heavily pregnant character being barred from battle and ending up somewhere mostly out of danger with a ranged weapon or focusing on orchestrating tactics from behind the lines.
-Heavily pregnant character saying fuck it and wading into battle anyways (please no major injuries in this case).
-After battle arguments and emotional breakdowns.
-Pregnancy changing how a character's power works just enough to be super frustrating.
-Stress about a baby created by magic and how "normal" it'll be
-Friendship and the little ways that dynamics change when one person is pregnant in a stressful/dangerous situation
-Kidfic/Babyfic
-Canon divergence, both large and small. Especially fix-it or someone not dying, but also little "this random odd thing in canon bugs me" type fixes.
-I enjoy non-standard formats (epistolary, notes to self, chatroom, outsider pov, Varric's exaggerated narration with flashbacks to what actually happened, a collection of related snippets, ect), so feel free to play around with that sort of thing if you want to!
Freeforms:Bad Guys Want The Baby
Character thought they couldn't get pregnant (rules of the universe)
complicated feelings about pregnant body
Courting Pregnant Love Interest
Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they have sex with (victim unaware)
Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they touch (victim unaware)
Impregnated as the result of a spell gone wrong
magical accident
Magical Being or Alien AI thinks it's helping by impregnating "mother" with "father"'s child
Magical Pregnancy
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's friend who then becomes the father
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's partner who then becomes the father
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Spellcaster Pregnant)
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Target Pregnant)
Weapon causes pregnancy instead of injuries
Pregnant Character Continues Canonical Perilous Activity Despite Pregnancy
General Mpreg Likes/PromptsGeneral Likes for Robin: -Overworking and bad self care
-Being bad at parsing his own emotions, imposter syndrome, inwardly freaking out over either things he knows but doesn't know why or things he doesn't know and feels like he should
-How his amnesia and complete lack of memory prior to this situation informs how he's going to deal with having a kid.
-The other half of the pairing trying to cast a healing spell to save Robin's life, but since they don't have any healing training it goes really really weirdly.
-Robin casting a healing spell he doesn't fully understand out of desperation to save the other half of the pairing's life.
-Getting ill or having side effects on missions and downplaying it
-It taking longer to identify the pregnancy because he thinks he's mildly injured in general and is trying to solve that without bothering/worrying anyone.
-It taking longer to identify the pregnancy because he knows something is wrong but it doesn't seem serious and he has five million things to do and he'll totally get to it as soon as he's done going over this strategy and reading this chapter and checking in with soandso...
-Postgame with a Robin who sacrificed himself and they don't realize he came back with an extra something (whether the ability or a baby) until it's here, and all the questions that raises about Morgan.
A Note On Side Pairings:I know they're sort of unavoidable in this canon, especially since I love the time travel kids and like them around, but I'd rather not have everyone paired off neatly already.
Chrom/Pregnant Male Robin -The two of them dancing around their emotions, or having agreed that a relationship was a bad idea, and then This Happens.
-Robin being especially stressed out due to class issues.
-An AU where Emmeryn is alive so Chrom doesn't have the baby pressure and had been planning on courting Robin. And then magical mpreg happens and either forces the issue or accelerates things.
-They finally sort out their relationship enough to sleep together and whoops turns out Robin was cursed and now he's pregnant with Lucina.
-If the pregnancy happens after Lucina is forced to reveal herself, maybe it's what happened in her world but she either didn't know the details of how or doesn't want to risk telling them and changing how things go more than she already might have. Or maybe her world's Robin was female and she's been secretly freaking out and thinking that she and Morgan just aren't going to ever be born here so this is a huge relief and she's trying not to show that.
-Debating whether this means the same thing will eventually cause Morgan, or a completely different magical oopsy
-Miriel and/or Henry and/or Laurent quietly figuring out how to replicate this, then informing Robin so he knows that making Morgan won't involve whatever trauma caused Lucina.
-Family planning by the rest of the family and Robin trying to keep them from going too overboard too fast, especially if it's an Emmeryn lives thing so she and Phila are involved.
-The magical shenanigans resulting in Chrom and Robin
both being pregnant.
Gaius/Pregnant Male Robin -Gaius being super smug right up until he realizes that this could actually be dangerous for Robin.
-Gaius panicking because he really isn't ready for a baby and worrying about being worthy of Robin, or about Robin even liking him as a person much less as a partner.
-Alternatively, Gaius being surprisingly competent and ready to deal with this due to past experiences.
-Robin panicking because he was under the impression that Gaius wasn't as emotionally invested as he is (or not at all if they're still mutually pining) and he doesn't know how this changes thing or if it's a good thing that things are changing.
-Trying to court Robin properly and Robin being baffled by it all or thinking Gaius is still trying to "buy his silence" and brushing it off.
-For established relationship, Gaius getting real domestic preparing for the baby.
Gregor/Pregnant Male Robin -I just like Gregor's general everything and think it could be super fun to see the way he reacts and jokes around after somehow managing to knock up a man.
-Gregor being super super sincerely enthusiastic
-Gregor going all in on the courting and doting and teasing.
Inigo/Pregnant Male Robin -Inigo trying to be all confident and suave but mentally crying in the corner.
-Olivia being
all about this weird time travel grandparent thing even if she's panicking a bit, especially if she still isn't with whoever Inigo's father is.
-A whole host of reactions from whoever Inigo's dad is. I mostly ship Olivia with Lon'qu or Gregor, but Chrom could be pretty fun too and I'm pretty open to most of the ships (except the characters that were specifically mentioned in my dnws)
-An AU where Inigo hasn't told Olivia or his dad that he's her child yet because she and his dad aren't together or because he just doesn't want to accidentally derail his own conception. Maybe Olivia suspects. Maybe he decides to tell them once Robin is knocked up, maybe he tries to bring her and his dad into things without actively telling them that they're his parents and they figure it out on their own, maybe Robin figures it out and tells them and there's a whole argument about that, maybe one of the more excitable time travel kids spills the beans on accident, ect.
-Inigo and Olivia trying to teach Morgan dancing or some of their culture now that they know, and Robin's complicated feelings about that since he still has none. (or if he does know where he's from at this point, complicated feelings about that).
Pregnant Male Robin & The Shepherds -The Shepherds in general absolutely having a fit about Robin getting knocked up by some weird magic, whether he's their precious tactician who's gotten them safely through hundreds of battles or if he's the weird little amnesiac that they're just starting to rely on or he's newly returned from the dead.
-Domestic shenanigans.
-The back and forth between the characters who are more scientific about it, the pragmatic ones, the emotional ones, the ones who are incredibly worried, the ones who are worried but hiding it by being overly upbeat or active, or the ones who are legitimately thrilled about the impending baby and Robin being pregnant.
-The Sheherds trying to plan a baby shower together
-Morgan's reaction to all this.
-Them thinking Robin is sick or Robin trying to brush it off as nothing since he can't find anything actually wrong, until someone else suddenly realizes what's going on. (Miriel deciphers the curse? One of the more observant characters notices his reactions are off? One of the healers recognizes the signs or realizes he has two lifeforces? Panne notices his scent changing? Henry knew the whole time and casually spills the beans? One of the kids already knew this was going to happen and says so when they connect Robin's behavior with the date?)
-Robin realizes but doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't want to be coddled or prioritized or sent back to safety and things flinging into motion when the other characters realize this.
-Other male characters suddenly being really worried that this is a thing and other female characters having varying reactions to that.
-Miriel and/or Henry and/or Laurent quietly figuring out how to replicate this, then informing everyone and all the reactions to that.
-For this tag I'm open to an aro/aroace/ace Robin or a dmab genderfluid Robin, but would prefer it not to be the main focus.
-There can be a background pairing (Chrom, Vaike, Stahl, Sumia, Lon'qu, Maribelle, Gaius, Cordelia, Gregor, Olivia, Cherche, Henry, Gerome, Inigo, or Basilio in no particular order) or no pairing, but either way I'd like it to focus on the friendships and the way the group adjusts. If someone isn't in that pairing list please don't think it means I don't want them as a focus! I love all of them, I just don't ship all of them with Robin.
-For a non-shippy version Robin can either be entirely solo pregnant, or have to deal with the turmoil of being pregnant with a friend's kid (if it's a friend's kid then it isn't restricted to the above list, but is still restricted to the Shepherds/close allies.)
-I'd prefer not to have a focus on the dlc companions, especially the ones who were originally enemies.
Freeforms"We tried it with you on top one time and now look what happened"
Blessed by Deity/Magical Creature
- Naga Character thought they couldn't get pregnant (rules of the universe)
Impregnated as the result of a spell gone wrong
Magical Being or Alien AI thinks it's helping by impregnating "mother" with "father"'s child
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's friend who then becomes the father
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's partner who then becomes the father
Person being penetrated has a magical accident that impregnates the penetrator
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Spellcaster Pregnant)
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Target Pregnant)
Pregnant Character Continues Canonical Perilous Activity Despite Pregnancy
General Likes/PromptsPregnant Chrom/Male Robin-Frederick's reaction. I mean I realize this is a Chrom/Robin tag but imagine Frederick's reaction. He would drive Chrom absolutely insane.
-Lissa's reaction.
-Grief over Emmeryn not being able to meet baby Lucina.
-Robin maybe going a bit overboard on worrying about everything to do with this, especially if he's feeling guilty.
-Chrom trying to pretend like he isn't really freaked out.
-If Naga did it (maybe that fire had some side effects?), then complicated emotions because on one hand Naga on the other hand "Really?!".
-The rest of the Shepherds making jokes or assumptions.
-Vaike being a total shit about it to Chrom (and secretly kind of worried on like five different levels).
-Chrom working extra hard to keep up with his swordplay as his body changes and refusing to be benched.
-Political issues, especially if they (where a they needs to include Chrom) decide to hide Chrom and Robin away to let people assume that Robin is the one who got knocked up.
-Not being able to hide Chrom away because they're in the middle of a war and even when pregnant enough that it's starting to be visible he's still the best swordsman they have and the commander hiding away would be a massive morale blow.
-Lucina didn't realize this was how she was born but she's Here For It.
-Lucina did realize this was how she was born and she's been carefully keeping quiet and is both relieved it's finally known and guilty for not warning Chrom or Robin.
-Morgan being all about the magical shenanigans, asking pointed questions about how
she's going to be born and if it'll be Robin next time.
-Robin and Chrom both being knocked up at the same time, with any/all of the prompts for either of them applying (Robin's are above).
-Chrom getting knocked up post-game after Robin returns and they've got no idea if this is just a thing now or if it's entirely unrelated (with all the Lucina-not-being-born-during-the-game panic that maybe have happened for her).
-Any other shenanigans from the freeforms
FreeformsBad Guys Want The Baby
Character thought they couldn't get pregnant (rules of the universe)
complicated feelings about pregnant body
Courting Pregnant Love Interest
Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they have sex with (victim unaware)
Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they touch (victim unaware
Force-Sensitive Pregnancy
- Either someone who isn't force sensitive gaining a bit of it while pregnant with a force sensitive kid, or the baby "kicking" with the force and shifting furniture and stuffImpregnated as the result of a spell gone wrong
Magical Being or Alien AI thinks it's helping by impregnating "mother" with "father"'s child
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by a ghost who then becomes the baby
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's friend who then becomes the father
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's partner who then becomes the father
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Spellcaster Pregnant)
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Target Pregnant)
Pregnant Character Continues Canonical Perilous Activity Despite Pregnancy
Pregnant Through the Force
General Likes/PromptsNote on expansions:I hadn't played past KOTET when I originally wrote the letter (I have now, just cleaning the letter up a bit in a rush so not really adding anything!) so some of the prompts might be missing stuff or slightly off canon. Please feel free to add stuff from later expansions if you've got a good idea for it!
Pregnant Male Outlander & The Alliance-They try to expel Valkorian from the Outlander's head and instead somehow impregnate him.
-Valkorian's back up plan involves impregnating the Outlander with himself (either via his genes or via the Outlander's partner's). Preferably not successfully (at least not with himself).
-Valkorian tries to initiate "Plan B is for Baby" once it's clear he's going to lose in the final fight of KOTET, but Vaylin intervenes and becomes the baby and all the chaos that would result from that.
-Valkorian lending his power to a normal person had some very unexpected side effects.
-The Outlander was already pregnant when he got frozen and now on top of everything else he's panicking about how that might have effected a baby he may or may not have known he had with a father that may or may not still be alive.
-Any of the stuff from the freeforms, including force shenanigans that don't involve Valkorian at all.
-I'd love for this one in specific to have a lot of focus on the side characters and their relationship with the Outlander instead of focusing on a pairing.
-If you'd rather them have a partner (or they need one for the mpreg trigger) there are way too many possible ships to list everything I'm okay with, so consider this carte blanch to have any Male player character knocked up by any of the companions or close allies (except for the teacher/student mentor/mentee types which are still a direct DNW.) or people who would logically be involved with the Alliance. Please don't go deliberate crack with it, but if you've got a normally cracky rarepair that you take seriously that's fine! I have a lot of rarepairs that seem cracky at first glance and am easily sold on ships (especially if they're coming with an mpreg bow on them).
Vette/Pregnant Male Sith Warrior-See "Outlander & The Alliance" above for prompts that apply to all player characters.
-I tend to perfer a warrior who's more neutral or DS but not mwhahaha type DS. If Jaesa's in it I prefer her to still be LS even with a DS warrior.
-For any smut, I love the size kink that can come with this relationship.
-The Warrior has to do a ritual that involves knocking someone up. Maybe he's very clear about the knocking himself up part, maybe he just assumes Vette realizes it and she actually realizes partially through the whole thing. (If it's pre-relationship then I'd rather it not be a sex based ritual)
-Sith marriage rituals that result in this.
-The Warrior rationalizing that it makes more sense for him to carry the baby because he has the force to keep internally stabilized (and is just generally almost impossible to kill) and she has medical training if anything goes really wrong.
-People noticing the oddity of The Wrath of the Empire being pregnant and very wisely saying nothing (to his face).
-People close to them noticing and trying to figure out how the hell to fuss over someone like the Warrior.
-The Warrior secretly liking being fussed over
-The Warrior not even considering doing anything different from normal up until right around the birth, if even then, and having to be Talked To by various trusted people (especially Lana if it's Alliance era)
-The Warrior spontaneously getting force pregnant after reuniting with Vette and them both "blaming" the other and/or generally a lot of teasing and domestic fluff.
-The Warrior pretending not to care if the kid is force sensitive or not and secretly wanting both at different times for different reasons and having a lot of private emotions about things.
-Vette freaking out about if she's the dad or the mom and if that matters and if she's ready to be a dad and how to raise a kid in both Twi'lek and Sith culture without the two being at odds.
-I don't want anything focusing on the either/or situation with Vette and Torian unless they both live. It's in my dnws but I thought I'd reemphasize it here.
Andronikos Revel/Pregnant Male Jedi Consular
-See "Outlander & The Alliance" above for prompts that apply to all player characters.
-Issues with the Consular's shielding technique, including him not being sure if he can use it anymore while pregnant because he doesn't know for sure if it'll take his life force or the baby's. Especially if it results in him having to explain the cost of the shields after having previously kept it a secret to avoid worrying anyone.
-If it's during the Alliance era, then the Consular doing a lot of careful meditation trying to figure out how dangerous it would be before trying to put a mindshield around the baby to shield it from Valkorian.
-I just generally love the "character has an amazingly overpowered protection ability but using it is either slowly killing them or could kill them if they overdo it" trope and the reactions that can come out of it and how those reactions would change for a pregnant character. We know it can block force based influences beyond the ghost it was created to combat so I wish it was used more considering all the mind control plots.
-If it's during Alliance era, amusement over how much the rest of the Council are going to Not Approve of the pirate and then sadness when either he realizes everyone is either dead or out of his reach and it's not like anyone is going to be analyzing his relationships anyways. (Except Lana. Lana has opinions.).
-Andronikos having adjustment issues once they figure out what's going on.
-Them teaming up on Tatooine and some weird stuff happens with an artifact or force ritual. I'd prefer if they didn't sleep together pre-pregnancy with this option (and that no one really accuses the Consular of doing so). Maybe the Consular lets him know about the force induced baby and Andronikos is unexpectedly insistent on being involved which leads to romance, or maybe the Consular assumes he wouldn't want to know and all the drama that could come of that later.
-Them having some issues because they're coming from such different backgrounds and perspectives and having to work past that.
-The Consular ending up in the same area as the Inquisitor's crew for some reason at a later point in the game (whether on the same side or opposite) and weird shit happening with baby shaped consequences.
Arcann/Pregnant Male Jedi Consular
-See "Outlander & The Alliance" above for prompts that apply to all player characters.
-The Consular specific stuff in the above prompt.
-Them being forced to work together on something as enemies and force shenanigans resulting in the pregnancy without Arcann knowing.
-Arcann having to rescue the Consular from something after Voss but before he's actually willing to trust the Consular, and either finding out about an earlier induced pregnancy or some sort of force shenanigans happening after/during the rescue.
-Them dealing with the fact that the rest of the Alliance has some very good reasons not to trust Arcann. And the Outlander and Arcann still not fully trusting each other. And Lana being just Not Happy about all this. And Senya just really wanting everything to go well and trying super hard.
-Pre-KOTFE AUs.
Felix Iresso/Pregnant Male Jedi Consular
-See "Outlander & The Alliance" above for prompts that apply to all player characters.
-The Consular specific stuff two prompts up.
-Them finding out about about the Consular being knocked up right before KOTFE kicks off and Felix having to deal extra grief from that, especially if the kid is born before they reunite. Or maybe his path goes differently when he's looking for a partner he knew was pregnant.
-Nadia being the most excited big-sister-figure ever.
-Them catching peaceful little domestic moments in the middle of massive disasters.
-This is not the weirdest thing Felix has dealt with and people being confused that neither he nor the Consular are more upset.
Andronikos Revel/Pregnant Male Sith Inquisitor-See outlander shenanigans above for prompts that apply to all player characters.
-The Inquisitor needs to do some ritual that involves impregnating someone, and just decides that it's obviously going to be him because he says so.
-The Inquisitor being the most demanding-to-be-waited-on pregnant person ever right up until someone tries to keep him from doing what he wants in which case No.
-Showing up to Dark Council meetings heavily pregnant.
-Showing up to negotiations with the Republic heavily pregnant.
-Just, the Inquisitor has a few months with this thing being visible enough to be obvious and he is going to use it to mess with people.
-If it's Alliance Era, him being either just as much of a troll, or openly disappointed that he can't be as disruptive since he's trying to be a unifying figure.
-Alternative take on the forcewalker stuff, where he's got to reincarnate them to absorb their previous power. Or when a LS Inquisitor tries to release his ghosts it turns out there's only one way out. Or one force ghost wanting a very particular agreement in return for its power .
-The Inquisitor trying to bind one of those ghosts that are floating around Yavin and it goes... weirdly.
-Andronikos adjusting to all of this. Or not because by this point he'd have been through a lot of Inquisitor based shenanigans.
-Something happening on Tatooine and the Inquisitor being pregnant (and maybe a lot more worried than he'd be otherwise) with all Act 1 end to Act 2 everything nonsense going on.
-This being Zash's fault. Maybe she was supposed to be the baby all along, maybe she decided she didn't want to just kill the Inquisitor and they were supposed to become the baby.
Theron Shan/Pregnant Male Sith Inquisitor-See outlander shenanigans above for prompts that apply to all player characters.
-All the Inquisitor stuff above (or at least the sort of gist)
-AU where they run into each other earlier and they've got a lot of talking to do once the Inquisitor recognizes him on Manaan.
-Theron's own issues complicating things for him.
-Satele realizing what's up (especially if it's Alliance Era) and having to decide how to deal with that.
-Them negotiating how this kid is going to be raised, because they're two very different people from very different cultures and the enemy thing is going to be a major issues with this sort of tie.
-Or maybe the Inquisitor just straight up doesn't tell him and Theron has to figure it out on his own.
-Alliance Era stuff where they get a lot of nice domestic not-stressed-about-being-enemies time that they both know isn't going to last.
-Nathema is its own prompt with this really.
Male Sith Warrior/Pregnant Theron Shan-All of the Theron specific stuff from the last prompt.
-The Warrior being super possessive and how Theron deals with that.
-Something happening on Rishi or Yavin. Especially if the timeline is close enough that the KOTFE stuff kicks off before the kid is born and Wrath comes back to a five year old.
-The Warrior trying to get Theron to come with him after Yavin, at least for a little while.
-The Warrior tying to coddle Theron and Theron working around it.
-Revan finding out after capturing Theron, especially if he's the first one to find out.
-Alliance Era where the Warrior starts avoiding Theron because he's trying to keep Valkorian from finding out about the kid.
Freeforms"Mother" impregnated during partial shapeshifting mishap
Bad Guys Want The Baby
Character thought they couldn't get pregnant (rules of the universe)
Courting Pregnant Love Interest
Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they have sex with (victim unaware)
Impregnated as result of unknown residual effects from a magical/shapeshifting mishap
Impregnated as the result of a spell gone wrong
Impregnated to cure "mother" of a disease or magical ailment
magical accident
Magical Pregnancy
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's friend who then becomes the father
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's partner who then becomes the father
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Spellcaster Pregnant)
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Target Pregnant)
Pregnant Character Continues Canonical Perilous Activity Despite Pregnancy
Touched the thing they weren't supposed to touch causing pregnancy
Weapon causes pregnancy instead of injuries
General Likes/PromptsCassandra Pentaghast/Pregnant Male Adaar-I tend to play a Mage Adaar who's the chill type, but if you want to have the loud bruiser get pregnant that would also be amazing.
-I just love the idea of this hulking dude trying not to freak out over being pregnant and having to deal with those body changes and hormones.
-Cassandra is Prepared for This. Well, not this in specific, but she's had a lot of reasons to think about what she would do if she got a partner and wanted kids and how she would deal with balancing her job and fighting and pregnancy/child-rearing.
-Cassandra being super protective.
-Adaar insisting on fighting as long as possible and Cassandra panicking, especially if it was part of her personal plan for if she got knocked up and now she's dealing with it from the other side.
-I love archetypes where both characters are freaking out but trying to keep super calm so everything seems 100% chill and great and no problem up until it doesn't.
-If it's pre-relationship, then Cassandra using her giant arsenal of romance tropes. She has read this scenario (sort of) and she's got this.
-Alternatively, Adaar really ramping up the courting because now he's on a time limit. Or both of them trying to court the other at the same time and being really cute and awkward.
-All the super super everyone-else-is-rolling-their-eyes cutsey cliche baby things.
Pregnant Male Lavellan & The Inquisition-Reactions to people treating him more delicately or femininely, especially if he's the whispy type who had already been trying to avoid that before (Or maybe he's not and it feels really out of left field when people suddenly start going that way).
-Any range of relationship with his clan, whether he doesn't miss them (and is maybe a bit guilty about it) to desperately desperately wanting his Keeper/clan around.
-Dalish traditions and blessings and customs and everyone's reaction to those, especially how they clash or can be merged with a very Andrastian Inquisition and how everyone else reacts or tries to help
-How pregnant people in combat situations is dealt with in Dalish clans, and how that might clash with the rest of the Inquisition. Especially if the Dalish tend to assume the pregnant person is going to be fighting/working like normal for as long as is feasible.
-If the father isn't an elf, the emotions involved in having a kid that isn't an elf. Or maybe Lavellan is fine with it immediately and it's other people who are worried and bringing it up.
-I'm totally happy with this staying solo (and would like it to stay focused on the gen relationships either way), but if you want to have a relationship in the background I ship him with Dorian, Hawke, Varric, Josie, Cullen, Cassandra, Solas if it's antagonistic, Bull, Fenris, Zevran, M!Tabris and M!Mahariel. And probably someone else I forgot but it's a lot of characters and I ship a lot.
Dorian Pavus/Pregnant Male Lavellan-Almost all of the stuff in the above section.
-Dorian's emotions about his family, and possibly his family finding out.
-Dorian just being a mess and trying really really hard not to be.
-If it's pure magically induced and pre-relationship, Dorian still being nervous about whether or not Lavellan is even into guys and second guessing a lot of things.
-If they're in that "we've banged but Dorian is still pretending it was a casual thing because he's bad at vulnerability" part, all the emotions that might come from
that.
-Trying to merge Tevinter customs with Dalish customs and the back and forth and possible arguments about that.
-If Lavellan is still friendly with his clan, how him having a kid with a Tevinter Altus is going to go over.
Pregnant Dorian Pavus/Male Mage Lavellan-Basically the same as above, but extra traumatic for Dorian because now he's got both the emotional and physical issues.
-Dorian's self worth issues popping way the hell up, especially if it was pre-solid-relationship.
-His body changing and his emotional reactions to that.
-Worry about if his necromantic magic is safe to use while pregnant and a whole lot of attempts at research.
-Emotional clashing with the Chantry people deciding they've got yet another reason to impose their opinions on Dorian or meddle with his family issues.
Iron Bull/Dorian Pavus/Pregnant Male Mage Trevelyan-Trevelyan is pretty sure this isn't how this is supposed to work but the Circle's idea of sex-ed is a Templar with a sign that read's "DON'T" so for all he knows this is normal (it is not normal).
-Bull and Dorian being a lot more freaked out about the general pregnancy thing than Trevelyan is.
-Trevelyan being sort of freaked out by the pregnancy but that being overshadowed by all the trauma involved with having a kid in the Circle and him suddenly getting thrown back into that mindset in a way he really never expected to have to deal with.
-Other Circle mages closing ranks a bit because this is the first time any of them are having a kid in this new situation with the Inquisition and no one knows how things are going to go down with the Templars/Chantry reactions.
-How Vivienne interacts with the Circle based shifting that's going on.
-Protectiveness, especially if Trevelyan is insisting he doesn't need to be protected (especially if he's lying badly) and double especially if Bull and Dorian aren't quite sure where the boundaries are.
-Things having been "we're all saying it's casual" up until this point and now new boundaries and relationships have to be figured out on top of everything else.
Morrigan/Pregnant Iron Bull-There are some ships I just wave my hands at and go "But look!" and this is one of them.
-I mean she can turn into a dragon (if you make certain choices)!
-There are so many different dynamics they could have I just aljsfljasdf.
-Morrigan having complicated feelings about having a kid, especially if she doesn't have one yet.
-Alternatively, Morrigan has been through this. On her own.
-All of the Bull-is-knocked-up stuff in the next section.
Pregnant Iron Bull & Bull's Chargers-The Charger's reaction to their boss getting knocked up, from the jokes to the worrying to the baby madness.
-Bull being Really Freaked Out, especially if demons or spirits were involved at all.
-Bull being even more freaked out if the way they're going to have to get the baby out eventually is going to involve more magic (beyond just healing) and him/the Charger's mentally preparing for that.
-If it's pre-that-quest, then all the stress over the Qunari finding out or what to do with the kid.
-Stress over what they're going to do with a kid once they're back to mercenary work.
-If you'd like to have something shippy in the background instead of keeping to gen, the only characters I'm NOT open to him being shipped with are Sera, Leliana, Josie, Demons, any of the Chargers, or canon enemies. Anyone else (in a willing and enthusiastic context) is fair game.
Pregnant Varric Tethras/Solas-I tend to ship these two really antagonistically. They've got such similar base ideals but they go about it in very different ways with very different perspectives and ideas of scope and ideas of which types of people are most important.
-Solas somehow causing it. Especially if it's right before Solas runs off again.
-Hawke's reaction. And Bran's. And Cassandra's. Really just the rest of the Inquisition and the Kirkwall crew.
-Solas being a little envious that Varric has a small army of friends helping him (even if Solas has already run off and effectively abandoned him).
-AU's where they meet at different times or different choices are made that leads to alternative worldspaces/relationships.
Solas impregnates Male Trevelyan-I usually ship Solas with some level of antagonism, but a Trevelyan who is just
all about asking stuff and winning Solas over despite everything could be super cute and kinda tragic.
-This is an exception for the "someone deliberately impregnates someone else without talking it over first" dnw, as long as it's Solas who's deliberately impregnating Trevelyan (for whatever reason)
-Or maybe Solas accidentally triggers something while showing Trevelyan something in the fade.
-Or maybe removing the anchor had some unexpected side effects and they only find out well after the fact.
-Them figuring it out after Solas is long gone and the emotional response to that. Especially if Trevelyan is kind of freaked out but mostly indignant.
Freeforms"We tried it with you on top one time and now look what happened"
Character thought they couldn't get pregnant (rules of the universe)
Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they touch (victim aware)
Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they touch (victim unaware)
Magical Pregnancy Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's friend who then becomes the father
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's partner who then becomes the father
Person being penetrated has a magical accident that impregnates the penetrator
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Spellcaster Pregnant)
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Target Pregnant)
Pregnant Character Continues Canonical Perilous Activity Despite Pregnancy
Touched the thing they weren't supposed to touch causing pregnancy
Weapon causes pregnancy instead of injuries
magical accident
General Likes/PromptsMale Mage Lavellan impregnates Cullen Rutherfurd -Cullen being really freaked out, but also this not being the worst magical thing that could have happened to him. It's not even the worst magical thing that has happened to him. It's not even the worst magical thing that's happened to him
this year.
-Cullen being even more worried about the effects of lyrium withdrawal now that he's got both himself and his ability to serve the Inquistion and a baby to worry about.
-Cullen's relationship with other Templars and Chantry personnel and how this increasingly obvious magical presence in his life affects that, especially for people outside of the Inquisition who aren't too impressed with the Dalish Mage thing.
-Lavellan or Leliana using the pregnancy as a way to be really strict with people about picking up the slack and to explain away any withdrawal issues that Cullen might have, and Cullen's reaction to that.
-Lavellan calling in Cassandra and Leliana as backup because a lot of what Cullen is dealing with emotionally/socially isn't something he has any experience in.
-A heavily pregnant Cullen both being excellent at strategy from a central position and feeling increasingly worried as his option to go out and fight if he needed to becomes less and less available.
-Cullen writing back to his siblings and having to try to explain this all.
-Cullen's older sister (or any of them really) just straight up showing up at Skyhold.
-I tend to always prefer Cullen as a top in sexual situations if that comes up.
-Dalish and Andrastian culture and pregnancy traditions.
Dorian Pavus impregnates Cullen Rutherfurd -Mostly the same as the above as far as Cullen's mental state/family goes.
-Dorian not knowing about the lyrium withdrawal until after Cullen is pregnant and the fallout from that, especially if the Inquistior and Leliana are using the pregnancy to give Cullen some breathing room before Dorian knows and he's indignant on Cullen's behalf over it.
-Dorian being very dramatic about things while also having no idea where the boundaries should be or how this changes things for him or how this whole thing is going to work.
-Tevinter and Andrastian culture and pregancy traditions.
Dorian Pavus/Pregnant Male Lavellan This but with more freeforms.Pregnant Dorian Pavus/Male Mage Lavellan This but with more freeforms-Especially the "Person being penetrated has a magical accident that impregnates the penetrator" freeform for this one, where Lavellan feels horrible and they're both trying to figure out what happened and why and if it'll happen again.
Pregnant Iron Bull & Bull's Chargers This but with more freeforms.Pregnant Iron Bull/Dorian/Male Lavellan -All the stuff linked in the above section.
-Dorian and Lavellan trying to coddle Bull.
-Dorian being dramatic and Lavellan being practical.
-Not being sure which one of the others is the "father" or if it matters.
-Lavellan pulling rank in the field if he thinks things are getting too dangerous and how that effects the relationship and all the emotional and personal and body-issue issues that could come from that.
-The Chargers trying to help in the background. Krem actually helping in the background.
-Trying to figure out how even to mix in
three very different cultures.
-I'd prefer this to take place after Bull has split from the Qunari.
-Them finding out after Trespasser when all of them are just emotionally drained and exhausted and dealing with the fallout of everything that happened there.
Pregnant Varric Tethras/SolasThis but with more freeforms.
FreeformsBad Guys Want The Baby
Character thought they couldn't get pregnant (rules of the universe)
complicated feelings about pregnant body
Courting Pregnant Love Interest
Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they have sex with (victim unaware)
Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they touch (victim aware)
Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they touch (victim unaware)
Impregnated as result of unknown residual effects from a magical/shapeshifting mishap
Impregnated as the result of a spell gone wrong
magical accident
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's friend who then becomes the father
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's partner who then becomes the father
Person being penetrated has a magical accident that impregnates the penetrator
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Spellcaster Pregnant)
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Target Pregnant)
Pregnant Character Continues Canonical Perilous Activity Despite Pregnancy
Weapon causes pregnancy instead of injuries
Magical Pregnancy
General Likes/PromptsDorian Pavus/Pregnant Male Hawke
Male Hawke/Pregnant Dorian Pavus -These are all just going in one chunk because they are disasters in any and every configuration.
-How their senses of humor and style and general everything clash and mesh and how much more annoying that makes it for everyone else.
-Hawke making every possible terrible joke that it's possible to make.
-Both of them freaking out and covering it up with snark, because it's much easier to make jokes or downplay things or complain about something petty than to actually confront the fact that they're somehow pregnant.
-Them getting thrown into a relationship at high speed and ending up seeing each other's sincere sides a lot faster than they normally would.
-Hawke's friends being kind of Too Much for Dorian, and Dorian suddenly having to deal with a lot of people and a lot of new relationships in a situation where he has no idea where the boundaries are or what his place is beyond the baby.
-The rest of the Kirkwall crew just rolling with it because it's Hawke. These things happen to and around Hawke.
-Just Varric dealing with this whole mess. Especially if it's during the events of Inquisition so he's the only one from the Kirkwall crew there for Hawke to lean on.
-Dorian not being sure if he has anyone to lean on emotionally and finding out that yes he does.
-Dorian's stress over everything with his family issues and what this might mean in that context.
FreeformsImpregnated to cure "mother" of a disease or magical ailment
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Target Pregnant)
General Likes/PromptsPregnant Male Warden & The InquisitionI nominated this (and its two freeforms so I assume if you're here you're on the same page) for a really specific prompt: In canon the Warden can't help during Inquisition because he's busy dying from the Blight, but they've got Morrigan (possibly with a ton of Mythal generated knowledge) and Leliana (who has probably been trying to solve this since way before now), and a shitton of magical geniuses from all sorts of different backgrounds and perspectives who all happen to be in Skyhold right during this.
So basically one of them figures out a ritual that can de-Warden the Warden, but it also involves impregnating the Warden. And also conveniently gets them the Hero of Ferelden as part of the Inquisition.
Maybe he didn't even show up in order to get a cure, but just decided that dealing with Corypheus was more important. I'd rather it didn't cause any sort of power struggle issues with the Inquisitor, but it could still be incredibly weird for the Inquisitor (and Cullen!) to be ordering around someone who has literally led armies. Or maybe Leliana drags him into the war room and the Inquisitor gains another advisor.
I tend to prefer elven wardens or Amell but I left it open. If whatever ritual they have to do involves sex then I'd rather it either be someone the Warden is already in a relationship (or at least flirting for a few weeks) with prior to the "gonna knock up the Warden" part being known.
-For established realtionship: Alistair, Zevran, or Nathaniel.
-For new relationships: Hawke (except with an Amell), Dorian, Cullen, Bull, Fenris, Nathaniel again,, M!Adaar, M!Trevelyan, or M!Lavellan (for an elven warden).
Freeforms"Mother" impregnated during partial shapeshifting mishap
Bad Guys Want The Baby
Character thought they couldn't get pregnant (rules of the universe)
Courting Pregnant Love Interest Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they have sex with (victim unaware)
Cursed to be impregnated by the next person they touch (victim unaware)
Impregnated as result of unknown residual effects from a magical/shapeshifting mishap
Impregnated as the result of a spell gone wrong
magical accident
Magical Being or Alien AI thinks it's helping by impregnanting "mother" with "father"'s child
Magical Pregnancy Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's friend who then becomes the father
Nonsexual Magic/Force ritual intercepted by victim's partner who then becomes the father
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Spellcaster Pregnant)
Pregnancy as a side effect of a Healing/Resurrection Spell (Target Pregnant)
Pregnant Character Continues Canonical Perilous Activity Despite Pregnancy
Weapon causes pregnancy instead of injuries
General Likes/PromptsPregnant Alistair & Team Warden -A nonsexual dark ritual that requires a Warden to be impregnated, and for whatever reason they decide on Alistair. Maybe it has to be a man and the Warden is a woman? Maybe there's a part of it that has to be done during the archdemon fight and the Warden will be a little busy trying to stab an oversized dragon? Or Maybe Alistair volunteers and talks the Warden out of doing it because the Warden just finished insisting on being the one to get their soul destroyed so now it's Alistair's turn.
-Any matter of magical shenanigans before or after the blight knocking Alistair up.
-Freaking out over the particulars of everything, especially once he realizes that it's going to be affecting his ability to fight.
-The Warden trying to take care of things (including Alistair) with Wynne and Leliana helping, Zevran trying to help, and Morrigan absolutely not helping unless no one can see her doing it (but maybe sticking around after the final battle if it's the old god baby)
-Anora finding out and there being all sorts of things resultant from that (I adore Anora so if you include her please only in a positive way, even if there's still some residual emotions from what happened during the blight)
-An Alistair who ends up being King with a Queen Anora having to explain all this to her and her dealing with all her emotions around that.
-A warden Alistair having to be kept out of a lot of the nonsense at Amaranthine because he's too pregnant to fight.
Pregnant Male Surana & Companions -Ritual shenanigans, except Alistair loses the 'be the one to do the sacrifice this time' argument and instead just hovers a
lot.
-Post-Ritual Warden trying to deal with the Amaranthine nonsense while heavily pregnant. More of the companions sticking around for all that, because even though they weren't expecting more dark spawn issues they were expecting a baby.
-Or mid-Origins magical shenanigans, especially if it happens before the Circle quest and Surana is desperately making sure the Templars don't realize he's knocked up through that quest, because he has no intention of giving up this baby.
-A heavily pregnant Surana being mistaken for a woman and being both incredibly insulted and a little relieved for the easy explanation.
-A whole lot of companion shenanigans.
-Surana not being from a culture that involves infants or pregnancies that aren't tragic, and taking on a lot of the little traditions and blessings that everyone else gives him.
-Morrigan sticking around after the game, maybe trying to convince Surana to run off with her.
-Wynne's emotions about all this, considering her history.
-Sten being pretty freaked out by all this. Especially if he and Surana are close by that point.
-If you want to go shippy: The pairings below, Nathaniel, or Alistair.
Zevran/Alistair/Pregnant Male Surana -Everything from the solo-Surana section
-Alistair and Zev both very much not being ready to be a dad.
-Surana would be not ready to be a dad but his knowledge of any of this is so lacking that he can't even tell what he doesn't know enough to panic about it.
-Figuring out boundaries, especially if it's magical shenanigans that happens earlier in the game before they've had a chance to form solid relationships, especially if Zevran and Alistair were more rivals.
-Surana getting Solo pregnant and the other two really buckling down on competing for his affections because now it's Urgent (it isn't), and just driving him absolutely insane until it somehow ends in threesomes.
-Surana hoping that they'll be less disasters after the threesome solution and that not happening.
-Surana blatantly using the pregnancy to get everyone else to behave or get along for half a second.
-All of their pasts and issues feeding into how they're dealing with this situation.
-Stress over what will happen to the kid because of the Circle and what they'll do if it's a mage.
-Zevran kind of freaking out about the Crows a
lot.
Zevran/Pregnant Male Surana-Basically everything except for the Alistair specific stuff in the above section.
-If it happens before they're in a solid relationship, especially if they were lying to themselves about just screwing around, then a whole lot of emergency emotion examining.
-Them still taking awhile to figure things out because complicated relationships don't just fall in line for little things like impending babies.
FreeformsReincarnation
using a magical ritual to impregnate self with dead/dying friend's soul
This is another case of "only two very targeted freeforms so I'm assuming if you're here you're into it". Both of these are variations of the same thing. No relationships for this set, unless it's post-pregnancy Zevran/Alistair or Leliana/Morrigan. Also just to reiterate the DNW here, no sex based Dark Ritual.
Alistair & Team Warden-The Dark Ritual can save the Warden's soul... but not their life.
-Maybe having someone else get impregnated with whoever killed the archdemon was always a part of the Ritual, or maybe Morrigan was originally planning to abscond with the old god soul and since becoming friends with the Warden she's been frantically figuring out another solution and this is it.
-Morrigan still being pregnant with the old god soul and all the worry that brings.
-Morrigan actually sticking around or taking Alistair on the run with her. Maybe Zevran and/or Leliana were eavesdropping on the whole thing and once it actually happens it is now Also Their Problem. Maybe they come along.
-Alistair and Morrigan actually having to figure out how to get along at least enough to raise kids together.
-Worrying over how much the Warden might remember (if anything) and if their personality will be the same after being raised differently. Worrying about if they should try to involve the Warden's family and how impossible that explanation would be.
-Worrying about Flemeth showing up for either of the kids.
-For an Amell Warden, Hawke eventually getting involved anyways.
Morrigan Impregnates Self Magically (no father)-More of the same, but just Morrigan and her emotions on her own.
-Maybe another version of the Ritual never being able to save the Warden's life, and she ends up pregnant with "twins" (either deliberately, or she assumed the Warden would live as long as she took the old god soul and really wasn't expecting or emotionally prepared for this)
-Maybe the Warden turned down the Ritual and Morrigan tried to do it on her own and ended up with the Warden's soul on accident.
-Maybe the Warden turned down the Ritual and Morrigan knew she couldn't get an old god soul without a warden helping... but she could snatch a mortal soul that was at the moment of death. (If this one, then I'd rather the Archdemon still being destroyed)
-Maybe killing damaged the Warden's soul and now she's got no idea what the ramifications are or how she's going to fix it (but she's absolutely going to fix it).
-Leliana somehow getting enough clues to realize and tracking her down.
-I'm pretty vanilla, so when in doubt assume it's probably too kinky to me (unless it fits in with the stuff below).
-Light/soft BSDM (no insults, no punishments that are meant to hurt or humiliate, no spanking), bondage, wax play, pretending at knife play without actually breaking the skin, gentle breathplay, rough kisses, biting each other's lips, biting hard enough to leave teethmarks but not to bruise or break skin, gentle manhandling, size kink (for some pairings), gentle hair pulling, talking during sex
-(Just to clarify, insults are okay in angry-sex, just not in a Dom/Sub situation.)
-You can get a little rougher or dubconnyish if you want as long as both characters are really into it and the person being roughed up encourages it or taunts it into happening. The big thing with me is the consent factor, so as long as it's very clear both characters consent and the kink is a version of something mentioned here that doesn't do any lasting harm, then it should be fine.
-Basically if there are a lot of emotions I'm gonna like it.
-Touching and focus on skin contact.
-Deliberately taking aphrodisiacs (with everyone in the ship aware and consent given ahead of time) as a way to lose control a bit.
-Deliberately going into a sex pollen situation for plot reasons with everyone fully aware of what's going to happen ahead of time.
-Attempts at safe, sane and consensual... but can be poorly negotiated on all fronts or just straight up a bad idea but they're into it.
-Arguments leading to sex.
-Arguments leading to sex leading to continuation of the arguments mid sex without the sex stopping.
-Attempts at dirty talk leads to emotional conversations or outbursts in the middle of sex or foreplay that do stop the sex.
-One character gets on a tangent and tries to have a serious emotional conversation while in the middle of sex.
-Character's guard goes down enough to mention things during sex that they're too embarrassed to talk about once they aren't turned on.
-One character going uncharacteristically quiet or something mid-sex and the other noticing and stopping to make sure they're alright (either leading to h/c or kink negotiation or something like that.). Maybe it doesn't even have anything to do with the sex but is something entirely different catching up to them at a bad time.
-Having to keep quiet so their friends don't hear and being really bad at it.
-Stuck in a small place and end up banging
-Very very careful sex with an injured character.
-Body worship of a character who got tied up expecting something very different and now they're super emotional about it
-Establishing a safeword then stopping when a character looks super distressed even if they haven't said the safeword.
-Distressed character wanting to keep going anyways.
-Character has been deliberately avoiding completely unrelated issues and something about the sex just triggers that breakdown and they're incredibly annoyed about it having to happen
now and stopping sex they were enjoying up until they started crying and trying to get that across to a very concerned/panicked partner.
-H/C leading to makeouts or sex.
-The Comforter in a h/c situation stopping things from being sexual in that moment because they're worried the other person is too emotionally broken or physically injured at that time and then initiating a revisiting of the situation later when things seem more stable.
-Taking care of a sex pollen/spell victim without doing anything sexual, then talking it over days or weeks later leads to dirty talk about what the comforter wished they could have done which leads to sex.
-Humiliation.
-Severe social ineptness.
-Planned public declarations of love (outbursts are fine).
-Embarrassing cultural misunderstandings .
-Cheating.
-Suspicion of cheating that isn't immediately shot down.
-Open relationships or unrequested poly.
-Misunderstandings centered around thinking someone is in another relationship.
-Noncon, fear of Noncon or focus on past Noncon.
-Unrequested Dubcon.
-Unrequested Sex Pollen.
-Ageplay.
-Underaged.
-Prostitution.
-Mentor/Mentee.
-Kissing after throwing up.
-Watersports
-Spanking.
-Fisting.
-Rimming.
-Unrequested non-canon background relationships.
-Fake Relationships.
-Crossovers.
-Modern AUs.
-Unrequested gender/sexuality headcanons.
-Character bashing (If you hate them please just leave them out).
-One half of the pairing trying to play matchmaker for the other half.
-Torture.
-Noncanon Slavery.
-Noncanon permanent maiming/incapacitation.
-Character wasting away. Graphic description of wounds.
-Permanent named character death (Canon deaths are fine)
-Canon character death resulting from a forced either/or choice.
-Detailed descriptions of labor/birthing
-Craving Odd Foods (It's fine if they're craving more food than normal or needing to avoid strong smells, just no "pickles and ice cream" type cravings unless the joke is that they eat those things normally or are taking advantage of the social barriers against odd food combinations lowering)
-Male lactation (can be discussed, just not a reality)
-A/B/O
-Explanations for mpreg that make it possible for some people/species in normal situations
-Focus on weight gain
-Pregnant character's emotions being dismissed as hormones (unless immediately shut down)
-Abortion (can be considered)
-Shaming a character who considers/suggests abortion
-Coercing character into keeping baby
-Miscarriage
-If there's time for the characters to decide who's going to be the father from a spell, deliberate impregnation by "mother" or "father"(s) where part of the pairing isn't aware and willing (Solas/Trevelyan is an exception for this)
Warning for spoilery DNWs below. If you'd rather check only one fandom the DNWs are in the requests for each.
Dragon Age DNWs (warning: Spoilers)-Sex-based Dark Ritual
-Loghain as a Warden
-Solo King Alistair or Alistair with a Warden Queen
-Any of the forced choice such as the situation in Here Lies the Abyss or the Charger's in Bull's quest. (The Warden dying at the end of Origins is fine)
-Custom names for player characters (So you don't have to look them up, here are the defaults for the player characters I directly requested: Alim Surana, Darrian Tabris, Theron Mahariel, Garrett Hawke, Mahanon Lavellan, Kaaras Adaar, Maxwell Trevelyan)
Fire Emblem DNWs (still: Spoilers)-For Chrom/Robin pairings, Chrom being married to anyone else or Lucina being born from anyone else but the two of them. If you really want her already there for some reason it's fine if you have Naga just straight up tossing Chrom a baby out of nowhere, or Lucina actually being Emmeryn's kid and Chrom being her uncle in this world or something. Point is no normal baby production with Chrom involved if he's with Robin.
-Custom names for Robin
-For Fire Emblem specifically, any relationships involving Nowi, Nah, Ricken, Donnel, or a kid with their parents/sibling.
SWTOR DNWs (and yet: Spoilers)-Dark sided Jaesa
-Master/Apprentice or Jedi/Padawan relationships, even after they're aren't apprentices/padawans anymore. Keeper/Agent set during the Agent storyline (after is fine for this)
-The either/or situation with Vette and Torian (it's in the general DNWs but I wanted to specify here)